laughcentre:

frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

four a.m

(Source: kitteecat, via laughcentre)

i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am

(Source: marinasexual, via laughcentre)

tyler-hoe-kley:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

(via laughcentre)

remusslupin:

consultingtimelordsofbelair:

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision 

*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of yahoo before you leave the premises, thank you

(via laughcentre)

friendlycloud:

vvorldwideweb:

keep-calm-and-geek-on:

vvorldwideweb:

scaraptor:

vvorldwideweb:

what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you

What if it does but we can’t hear it?

do u kno what screaming is

Silence is the loudest scream

deep

Only on Tumblr

(via laughcentre)

taco bell employee: how are you today?

me: crunchwrap supreme

youputthetowelonthetable:

barryyouasshole:

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets

jalapeño business

(via 0hioisonfire)

nutbustin:

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

(Source: toliverr, via pray4salvation)

antics-of-an-author:

Due to popular request I’ve added this option.

If you say, “two-twenty-one,” go here.

If you say, “two-two-one,” go here.

If you say, “two-hundred-twenty-one B,” go here.